Bob Lucky
On Neighborliness
Walking down the street trying not to look like a pervert while adjusting my new underwear so that both testicles are comfortably nestled, I look across the street and see an old woman with a basket of folded laundry at her feet and a pink plastic rose clasped between her teeth as if she were a pirate boarding a ship rather than someone searching for a key in her apron. A woman pushing a shopping cart full of folded cardboard boxes turns the corner, spits in the middle of the sidewalk, and waves at someone behind me. I turn to see an old man watching his dog plop a turd that he has no intention of picking up even if he could bend over that far. He looks at me and shakes his head. I take my hand out of my pants and wave.
spring thaw heads sprout out of windows
About the Author
Bob Lucky is the author most recently of My Thology: Not Always True But Always Truth (Cyberwit, 2019) and the chapbook Conversation Starters in a Language No One Speaks (SurVision Books, 2018), which was a winner of the James Tate Poetry Prize in 2018. Lucky lives in Portugal, where he is working his way through all the regional cheeses and wines.
Oh, Bob. Too funny. Glad you still have two . . .
hilariously dark