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Contents Page: Jan 1, 2012, vol 7 no 4

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Steven Carter

Separate Tables

At a legal banquet back in the seventies attended by my brother, then a deputy D.A. in California's Solano County, Kathy G., one of the few females in the room, gets into a heated discussion with an inebriated male defense attorney at the next table. After the squabble goes on for a few minutes, the guy slams down his fist, stands up, and drops trou smack in front of Kathy.

"Looks like a penis," she says after a moment.

"Only smaller."

dessert course –
keeping it short
the after dinner speaker

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