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October 2019 Vol. 15 No. 3

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Lew Watts


grazed knuckles dragging in the family

Congratulations! There are only two people in our records with a higher Neanderthal count than you. Since these genes are inherited through the maternal line, this means that multiple generations of your Neanderthal foremothers succumbed to the charms of Homo sapiens or were slow runners. Of course, your Neanderthal forefathers may have also played a role, though we have yet to identify definitively a gene for cuckoldry. Are you willing to be interviewed?

our old house
his truck in the driveway